My Wife Treats Me Like A Kid!
Good Sunday Morning Joes and Janes;
My wife and I have been married almost 40 years and she still treats me like a kid. I don’t know why but I have gotten used to it. I guess something is working right. A few days ago she made me breakfast and the picture below is what appeared at the table……
I really don’t think my hair looks like that but otherwise I guess it is a pretty close likeness. And remember that government study that came out a few weeks ago? Every piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life! Is this a subtle death threat? How did the scientists come up with the 9 minutes? Are they sure it is 9 and not 8 and 1/2 minutes? Now that the Obamacare law has been upheld will the government still allow us to eat bacon? Will older people be force to eat bacon so they die quicker and save the government money? So many questions remain unanswered this morning but I really love my wife’s humor!
In other news:
I wanted to share some early Independence Day ideas with you. I had some mortgage inspections to do in Kalispell, Montana on Friday. It gave me the opportunity to drive up through the Flathead Valley and also to look at what fireworks are available on the Indian Reservation. We may not be Texas, but we still do things in a big way. I was able to get a couple of bottle rockets to celebrate the 4th!
I am going to try to get a couple more if I can get these unloaded, (I had to buy a truck to haul them but always wanted a duce and a half anyway. I know my uncle in Portland will be jealous. The Oregon laws don’t allow much in the way of fireworks;
Oregon law forbids possession, use or sale of fireworks that fly, explode or travel more than six feet on the ground or 12 inches in the air. Bottle rockets, Roman candles, and firecrackers are ILLEGAL in Oregon.
Of course everything west of the Cascades has turned into a Socialist state already. I guess the government on local, state and federal levels tries to treat us like kids too. But enough politics on a Sunday Morning! I will let you get back to the comics page and get ready for church.